Sunday, March 27, 2011

Random Raccoon Thoughts


  • Plants that cost less than $14.99 are not worth digging up.

  • If you dig first, then play in the bird bath, your feet will get REALLY muddy for playing with the clean bird feeders.

  • No bird feeder is too good to try to destroy.

  • The heavy expensive bird feeders are often too heavy to get over the fence and will not, therefore, make it all the way to your own place of residence.

  • All bird seed is good - especially that expensive kind with the cayenne pepper in it.

  • A really clever raccoon can make his human do remarkable things like putting chains and locks on otherwise beautiful bird feeders.

  • If the humans open the windows to sleep you are more likely to get run off.

  • And last, but not least, it's worth staying up in the morning to watch your human come outside with a cup of coffee and see what all you've done!

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