Random Raccoon Thoughts

• Plants that cost less than $14.99 are not worth digging up.


• If you dig first, then play in the bird bath, your feet will get REALLY muddy for playing with the clean bird feeders.


• No bird feeder is too good to try to destroy.


• The heavy expensive bird feeders are often too heavy to get over the fence and will not, therefore, make it all the way to your own place of residence.


• All bird seed is good - especially that expensive kind with the cayenne pepper in it.


• A really clever raccoon can make his human do remarkable things like putting chains and locks on otherwise beautiful bird feeders.


• If the humans open the windows to sleep you are more likely to get run off.


• And last, but not least, it's worth staying up in the morning to watch your human come outside with a cup of coffee and see what all you've done!